You Lucky Boy

So,
this blog is for the boys out there.
The boys who have been stalking their crush on facebook or from whatever they can use to stalk their crush.

For those boys who walk up to his dreamgirl. His legs shaking, his palms sweating and his vision getting blurry. He's too nervous to say hi.....or he's having a heartattack or something...iunno

WELL CONGRATULATIONS!
NINOSAUR IS HERE TO SAVE YOU!

Okay so,
theres this thing going on that girls dig those mysterious bad boys. Not true. Not ALL girls like them. Everyone has a type.

So here are some things you can do to get that lucky girls attention

1. Say hi to her once in a while. Get to know her. Girls like it when boys want to discuss their life with them and all that. They like to talk, so once you get to know her. Let her talk. You, just sit and nod your head and agree to everything she says. Unless...she asks if she's fat or whatever...
2. When she's crying, comfort her. Tell her that you're there for her and that you won't leave her. Unless shes crying and shes telling you to F*CK OFF, then you leave ASAP! Unless, you want a blackeye...IM JUST SAYING!
3. Don't be afraid to hang out with her in public. Because, if you're scared and embarassed of people seeing you with her during the day and decide to meet her after night fall. She'll think you're a pedophile and will throw her bloody tampon at you.

and if you don't follow these tips then...

So, yeah. Good luck.

AND I DO NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILTY IF NOTHING GOES RIGHT EVEN IF YOU  FOLLOW THE TIPS!