What To Get Guys for Their Birthdays

Hey there :]

Okay so,
the reason why I'm making this blog is because,
it's one of my guy friends birthday today and my friend and I were discussing what to get him. So, I guess because of that discussion I decided to make this blog ^^

LETS ROCK AND ROLL

So,
for all the girls out there wondering what to get their guy friend for their birthday. This blog might or might not help you.
And for girls out there wondering what to get their BOYFRIEND there is one ultimate present you can give him.....if you know what I'm saying...Just ask Jerimiah.

1. go around and ask his friends what he's interested in. maybe it's a book or some of those trading cards. And if his friends answer with a your mom joke, girl, you take your heels off and beat the crap outta them. HOWEVER, if they answer with a your mom joke with a serious face..then you've got a problem there. A very awkward problem.
2. Ask the birthday guy yourself. However, don't go up and say, "What do you want for your birthday." cause it's suppose to be a surprise. Just ask him,"What do you really want?" or "What do you like?" ....actually if you think about it, if you ask him that, he'd probably know what you're going to get him for his birthday once he answers...so basically..this tip is useless.
3. Give him something homemade from the heart. Personally, I think something homemade has more meaning to it. However, if you go home and make him some weird things out of your furniture or something and give it to him...then..no that's ducksh!t.
4. If you're like, EXTREMELY STUCK, like EXTREMELY STUCK. Heres your last resort. Get him a playboy magazine.

Yeah.
And if he doesn't appreciate you and all that.
Girl you take his face and you leave a blackeye on that stupid face. Better yet,
take your bloody pad or tampon and throw it on either his face or his birthday cake. And you pee on his presents. And then leave.

Hope these tips worked ^^