ANOTHER WEIRD BLOGGER ^^

hey everyone.
theres another new weird blogger hehehehe

heres her link: http://euphoriafefi.blogspot.com/

got any problems that you don't know how to resolve?
ask her. her names effie and she gives great advice [:

Depressed?

Have you guys ever suddenly felt...depressed for no reason?
Like suddenly, you're laughing and then all of a sudden you're all emo-like?
*Sigh* happens to everyone.
Luckily, I have the solutions to fixing those problems.

NOW BOW DOWN TO ME >:D

So,
you're FAVORITE dino/faggot has been through this weird stage of sudden depression and has the answers to fix it [:

1. PUT ON SOME LOUD FUNKY MUSIC AND START JUMPING AROUND. Silly I know. But, it helped me(haha). This method allows you to let loose and literally "shake" all your problems away.
   DO DUH DANCE!
2. WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN! This tip also works pretty well. This method allows to to write all your pain down. After the writing, take a deep breath. It works very well.
   DO DUH BREATHING!
3. WATCH SOMETHING FUNNY!I like this tip the best actually. Do anything that will help you take your mind off of whatever the hell you're upset about.
   DO DUH WATCHING!

if none of these tips work.
there is one last tip that i KNOW will work very well...trust me [:
the last tip: go to my house. i have candy

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, i lubu you

Anyways, i think mostly the girls go through this because of their periods and blah blah blah.
Have you guys notice that I tend to talk a lot about periods, tampons and pads?
...............yup, i need help.

<-- he lives under your bed...hehehehehhehehehe

New Blogspot Weirdo c[x

hey everyone
theres a new blogspot weirdo haha

follow her [:
she'll...deffinitely keep you "entertained" with her blogs XD

haha [:

heres the link: http://heyyouyeahyouiloveyou.blogspot.com/

SHOW YOUR UGLY >:D

Have you ever had those days,
when you looked in a mirror and almost puked at seeing your reflection in the mirror?
Have you ever had those days,
when you looked in a mirror, and it literally cracked?

Well that's okay.
Because everyone...EVERYONE has those days!!!!

EMBRACE YOUR UGLY. LOVE YOUR UGLY.
whether its a huge zit, bad hair day or baggy eyes. 

a wise person once said, "Nobody's perfect I gotta work it Again and again 'Til I get it right." <----very very wise.

NO ONE IN THIS WORLD IS PERFECT.
NO ONE IN THIS WORLD IS PERFECTFULY BEAUTIFUL.

IM UGLY
YOU'RE UGLY
EVERYBODY IS UGLY

just be yourself. nothings more beautiful and perfect than who YOU really are.
beauty isn't plastic surgery or makeup.

YOU'RE beautiful..JUST THE WAY YOU AAAAAAAARE
WHEN I SEE YOUR FAAAAAAACE! THERES NOT A THING THAT-sorry.

YOU'RE perfect!...unless you're a stinking lying horrible nasty fake bitc-

You decide ^__^

~HELLOOOOOOO HUMANS!!!! ^.^<--AWWH, ISNT THATS CUTE?!?!?!
  
It's been a long-ish time!


...........so...............
i basically....have no idea what to write....

so pwease leave a comment with ideas for what my next blog should be about [:

ideas must not contain: ~anything sexual
                                     ~anything with math
                                     ~your mom...you know what i mean cuz like...
             "what should my nxt blog be about?" "YOUR MOM!" ...=.="
                                     ~your...dad???
                                     ~nothing with family members in it x]

uhm...yeah thats about it ^^



BAIBAI ^.^

<---- thats you XD

             

What To Get Guys for Their Birthdays

Hey there :]

Okay so,
the reason why I'm making this blog is because,
it's one of my guy friends birthday today and my friend and I were discussing what to get him. So, I guess because of that discussion I decided to make this blog ^^

LETS ROCK AND ROLL

So,
for all the girls out there wondering what to get their guy friend for their birthday. This blog might or might not help you.
And for girls out there wondering what to get their BOYFRIEND there is one ultimate present you can give him.....if you know what I'm saying...Just ask Jerimiah.

1. go around and ask his friends what he's interested in. maybe it's a book or some of those trading cards. And if his friends answer with a your mom joke, girl, you take your heels off and beat the crap outta them. HOWEVER, if they answer with a your mom joke with a serious face..then you've got a problem there. A very awkward problem.
2. Ask the birthday guy yourself. However, don't go up and say, "What do you want for your birthday." cause it's suppose to be a surprise. Just ask him,"What do you really want?" or "What do you like?" ....actually if you think about it, if you ask him that, he'd probably know what you're going to get him for his birthday once he answers...so basically..this tip is useless.
3. Give him something homemade from the heart. Personally, I think something homemade has more meaning to it. However, if you go home and make him some weird things out of your furniture or something and give it to him...then..no that's ducksh!t.
4. If you're like, EXTREMELY STUCK, like EXTREMELY STUCK. Heres your last resort. Get him a playboy magazine.

Yeah.
And if he doesn't appreciate you and all that.
Girl you take his face and you leave a blackeye on that stupid face. Better yet,
take your bloody pad or tampon and throw it on either his face or his birthday cake. And you pee on his presents. And then leave.

Hope these tips worked ^^

Global Warming Can Suck Chicken Poo

You ALL have heard about global stupid warming.
And if you haven't...then...wow

anyways,

Do any of you guys notice how..BAD Global Warming has become?
WELL IT HAS BECOME REALLY BAD!

Okay so.
Everybody stfu and listen!
Because of our foolish and careless acts,
there many innocent lives that are in danger right now.
Yeah, people living near the coastline or on the coastlines are living in fear. The sea levels are rising rapidly causing several floods destroying homes and many lives.

Climate change.
Also a very serious issue. Climate change is the reason that polar bears are endanger! Their homes are melting. It's heartaching to see how much they struggle to find a home for them and for their family. Animals are humans too you know!

this is horrible. Do you see it now?

I hope this blog has opened and touched the hearts of you. If not....

I WILL FREAKING TELL THAT POLAR BEAR RIGHT THERE! YEAH RIGHT THERE TO FREAKING EAT YOU! IF NOT, I WILL...I WILL PUSH YOU INTO SHAMU'S TANK AND MAKE SURE SHAMU EATS YOU!

I'm sorry. For those people who don't give a damn about the horror of global warming. It's not that I hate you, but...if you were on fire and I had a glass of water...I'd drink it.

You Lucky Boy

So,
this blog is for the boys out there.
The boys who have been stalking their crush on facebook or from whatever they can use to stalk their crush.

For those boys who walk up to his dreamgirl. His legs shaking, his palms sweating and his vision getting blurry. He's too nervous to say hi.....or he's having a heartattack or something...iunno

WELL CONGRATULATIONS!
NINOSAUR IS HERE TO SAVE YOU!

Okay so,
theres this thing going on that girls dig those mysterious bad boys. Not true. Not ALL girls like them. Everyone has a type.

So here are some things you can do to get that lucky girls attention

1. Say hi to her once in a while. Get to know her. Girls like it when boys want to discuss their life with them and all that. They like to talk, so once you get to know her. Let her talk. You, just sit and nod your head and agree to everything she says. Unless...she asks if she's fat or whatever...
2. When she's crying, comfort her. Tell her that you're there for her and that you won't leave her. Unless shes crying and shes telling you to F*CK OFF, then you leave ASAP! Unless, you want a blackeye...IM JUST SAYING!
3. Don't be afraid to hang out with her in public. Because, if you're scared and embarassed of people seeing you with her during the day and decide to meet her after night fall. She'll think you're a pedophile and will throw her bloody tampon at you.

and if you don't follow these tips then...

So, yeah. Good luck.

AND I DO NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILTY IF NOTHING GOES RIGHT EVEN IF YOU  FOLLOW THE TIPS!

Those "Crampy Days" and tips to make them "Un-crampy"

Hey there...again!

This blog is dedicated to girls whose red river is running and will time to time expierence very...painful ANNOYING cramps.

And if you have not expierenced any cramps or any of the "red flowing river."
You're either a late bloomer or..you're well..a boy.
And if you are a boy and reading this.
DO NOT READ THIS BOY! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

ANYWAYS.
Girls, I can tell you that I understand that those cramps are super annoying!
Okay I'm lying. I have not EVER expierenced any cramps before but I have had the red flowing river. And trust me, the red river is annoying enough.
So, here are some tips for all the beautiful girls out there who are stressing over their cramps to make you're cramps go away.

1. STRETCH IT OUT! It hurts at first but, after a few stretches, it'll feel better. And besides, you get to show off your stretching moves to passing by people. I'm sorry that just sounded so awkward.
2. EXERCISE! It will be a pain to move but it feels better. And you get to get rid of some unwanted pounds. Yup...or you can go on Jenny Craigs for those unwanted pounds..Iunno..
3. PUT A WARM BOTTLE OR COMPRESS ON THAT BABY HOLDER! When I mean baby holder..I meant you're stomahce..But anyways! This tip is great. I would deffinately follow this one because I wouldn't have to jog 2 rounds around a park or whatever.
4. TAKE A WARM BATH! Yeah, I like this one better. BUT! DO NOT TAKE A WARM BATH DURING YOU'RE PERIOD!

Anyways yeah!
Some great tips for keeping those cramps away.
Now that I think of it,
I wonder what it feels like to get a cramp during my period. I'd probably be like, "What the hell is in my stomahce?" but yeah.

Hope these tips work for you ^^

A Normal Day

Hihi!
So, have you ever had those days when...theres NOTHING to do? Like..NOTHING AT ALL.
Well, there are stuff that you can do like, facebooking, twittering, blogging or youtubing? But you're tired of those stuff? Like, you want to do something else?!
But unfortuanately, there is nothing to do? Well, that happened to me today...and guess what I'm doing now? Yes, typing...this blog.
And well..that ticks me off. It pisses me off!
Yes, tiny things make me mad.
BUT FORTUANATELY, I have came up with a few ideas for people who have nothing to do and for people who can relate to this blog.

1. For the people who are in a relationship. Invite your boyfriend/girlfriend over. Go to your room and jump up and down on your bed and make sure it makes those squeaky noises. And then watch the reaction of your mom or dad as they brust into your room. ^^
2. Again, for the people who are in a relationship. On a random day when everything is slow. Use your acting skills. Run up to you're parents with a scared and shocked face and tell them that you're pregnant and see what they do ^^
3. Do some community service. Its not just something to do, but it makes you feel good as a person.
4. Go to the mall with a friend.
5. If none of these work, then...well...sleep.

Well....after reading numbers 1 and 2...I don't think you'll have nothing to do since you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you'll have each other and blah blah blah...if you...know what I mean...

Haha,
yuppers, thats all for today.

For the people who read this and enjoyed it or whatever, thankyou.
For the people who fell asleep or stopped reading this after the first 4 words....i hate you.